whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
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I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
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I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Im part way to drunk.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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