she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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