the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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