Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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