You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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