Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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