Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
She's not a foreskin expert like you
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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