This girl is more easily done than said...
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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