Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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