My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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