let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
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Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
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'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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