I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Randomize