How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
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he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
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We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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