i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I think i peed on brittanys purse
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
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I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
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Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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