Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
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So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
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My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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