Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
You were trust falling into bushes
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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