I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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