Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
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I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
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I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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