At least make sure they are 18
Why
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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