Cold hands, warm shart.
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
i just made my gag reflex go away.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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