If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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