thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
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you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
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I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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