erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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