I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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