: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
there's paper in my vomit.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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