Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Randomize
