when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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