Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
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There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
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One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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