It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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