Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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