Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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