Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
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I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
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You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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