How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
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I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
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Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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