i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
PS: I just woke up from my shower
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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