Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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