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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle

(1-306): View more from Saskatchewan

Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other

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(678): View more from Georgia

Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.

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(347): View more from New York

i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.

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(914): View more from New York

I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

we should probably just go check in at the police station right now

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again

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(407): View more from Florida

I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl

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(619): View more from California

Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?

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(714): View more from California

So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized

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