Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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