I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
Randomize
