Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"