Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
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he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
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She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men