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• (817): View more from Texas

  I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous

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• (914): View more from New York

  He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.

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• (909): View more from California

  Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.

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• (239): View more from Florida

  I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this

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• (626): View more from California

  I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink

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