In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
You've changed since you got that strap on