Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
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so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
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Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.