the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
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i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Mom said you looked used
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
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my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
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