Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
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He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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