Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
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I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
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I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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