do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Randomize
