Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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