This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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