After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
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I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
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Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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