the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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