my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
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Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
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I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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