"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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