six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
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nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
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if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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