so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
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So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
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He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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