I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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