do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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