But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
how does that bad decision feel?
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