what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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