kristin has been a bad kristin
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
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she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
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Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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