there's paper in my vomit.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
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I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
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Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick