The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF