East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
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Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
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Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.